kinggjayysshit:

heropirate:

Bob scrubbin’ your blog.

Thanks bob

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Timestamp: 1406096160

I think it’s safe to say they’ve done that

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Timestamp: 1406096091

laptopped:

imagine banana with any other vowel

bununu
benene
bonono
binini
bynyny

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eziocauthon89:

I don’t know which is the “correct” answer, but I know which one I’m going to use from now on

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Timestamp: 1406095786

namastetoyoutoo:

This is by far my favorite tweet ever.

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Timestamp: 1406095582

gypsiesonpointe:

shareenaxo:

you know what’s fucked up?

that you can be without someone for six months, a year, five years and have mastered not thinking about them, but no matter how much time passes there will always be that moment where you see a photo of them or catch a little of their cologne on a crowed street and suddenly you’re plagued with a rapidly sinking stomach and the relentless question, “what did i do wrong?”

well fuck

Well damn…..

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Timestamp: 1405819581

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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